LOL that's so awesome XDDD I'd love to see your teacher's face when she realises exactly what she's reading...XD Especially if the phrase 'gay countries' is actually in the notes XD

(It does seem to be that way XD I know that in the Japanese fandom, Japan seems to be the bicycle, and Americans tend to pair America up with everyone...though IDK, England seems to be generally popular as a fandom bicycle, as deduced from my research (i.e. writing an England pairing that no one had even thought of before I wrote it and stalking the nationality of the people who actually read it XD)
Patriotism: making your country the world's bitch 8D)